You know that feeling when your crush hits you with a playful “Guess what?” Your heart skips a beat, your palms get sweaty, and your mind races with all the possibilities. Will they finally confess their undying love for you? Invite you on a romantic getaway? Reveal a juicy secret? Nah, let’s be real—they probably just got a new haircut or found a funny meme. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with keeping the flirty banter going, right?
So, what do you say when your crush (or partner, or bestie) throws a “guess what” your way? You don’t want to kill the vibe with a boring “what?” That’s where these 55 flirty responses come in clutch. Whether you’re looking for something cheeky, playful, or downright spicy, we’ve got you covered.
1. “You finally realized how irresistible I am? 😏”
Confident much? This sassy response lets your crush know you’re not afraid to toot your own horn. It’s playful with just the right amount of cockiness that shows you’re down to flir.
2. “You’re about to propose? 💍 Omg, so sudden!”
I mean, probably not. But how funny would that be? This over-the-top reply is perfect for catching them off guard and making them chuckle at your ridiculousness. Humor is always sexy.
3. “You booked us a couples massage? You shouldn’t have 😌💆♀️”
Nothing screams flirty like some good old-fashioned massage talk. Even if it’s totally imaginary, putting the idea of you two getting pampered together out into the universe is always a flirtatious move. Manifest it, baby.
4. “The McRib is back?! This is the best news ever 🍔”
Okay, so maybe your love for the McRib is a tad unrelatable. But insert any cult favorite meal or snack and you’ve got yourself a tasty little joke. Putting a silly spin on their “guess what” keeps things light and breezy.
5. “OMG don’t tell me. You finally watched Stranger Things?!”
Capitalize on a show or movie you’ve been dying for them to watch. Showing excitement over your shared interests reinforces the fact that y’all have stuff in common and lays groundwork for more conversation topics down the road.
6. “You can’t stop thinking about me? Saaame 😏”
This one’s a classic “you want me, I want you” setup. Cute, coy, and straight to the point. Subtly hinting at your mutual attraction is a surefire way to heat things up.
7. “You slid into Beyoncé’s DMs and she wrote back?!”
The more absurd, the better. Pick any celeb you’re both obsessed with and turn the tables with an over-the-top fangirl/boy moment. Proving you don’t take yourself too seriously is so damn attractive.
8. “Wait wait wait, don’t tell me! You found a way to turn water into wine?!”
Another ridiculous response that shows off your playful side. It’s unexpected, goofy and just might reveal if your crush is into sacrilegious humor. Proceed with caution though, you little troublemaker.
9. “You can’t stop listening to my Spotify playlist, can you? 🎧”
If music is your love language, this is the perfect segue into flirting about your bomb taste in tunes. Maybe it’ll even inspire them to share their own playlist as the perfect soundtrack for all your future dates. A girl can dream.
10. “You’re outside my window with a boombox blasting ‘In Your Eyes’? 📻 How very John Cusack of you”
Continuing our trend of absurd scenarios, why not throw it back to an iconic rom-com moment? Not only does this showcase your stellar cinematic knowledge, it paints you as the irresistible romantic lead. They’ll be picturing themselves professing their love in no time.
11. “Are you getting abducted by aliens?! Do you need an alibi?! 👽🛸”
This one’s not for everyone, but if you share a love of all things supernatural and conspiracy-theory-esque, lean in. Besides, having a solid alibi on deck is a total turn-on. Partners in crime for life.
12. “You’ve discovered the key to happiness? Well don’t hold out on me, spill! 😊”
A little cheesy? Maybe. But this uplifting response positions you as someone who’s emotionally in-tune and optimistic about life. It opens the door to a deeper chat about the things that truly make you both happy. And that’s beautiful.
13. “You’ve finally mastered the art of psychic communication? 🔮 Okay Whoopi, I see you”
Nothing screams romance quite like a Ghost reference. This kooky response hints at your crush’s otherworldly effect on you. Because you can’t get them off your mind, duh. Extra points if you follow up with some spooktacular flirting.
14. “You’ve won the lottery and you’re whisking me away to Bali? Wow, I’m flattered 🌴”
Is there anything hotter than someone who wants to travel the world with you? This dreamy reaction scores major wanderlust points while still keeping things flirty and fun. Even if you’re broke AF, a little vicarious vacay never hurts nobody.
15. “You’ve written a steamy romance novel and it’s topping the charts? 📚🔥 There better be a character based on me…”
Authors are sexy. But implying that your crush is so smitten that they’ve included you as their smoking hot muse? Now that’s sexy. This clever quip lets them know they’ve been on your mind too, in more ways than one. Ooh la la.
16. “You have an extra ticket to Comic-Con and you want me to be your cosplay partner? 🦸♀️ I’m so down”
Geeking out over shared fandoms is a one-way ticket to Crush Town. Not only does it build on your common interests, but throwing a couples costume into the mix takes the flirt factor up to 100. Find yourself a partner who wants to save the world (or at least the convention) with you.
17. “You’re secretly a world-renowned chef and you want to cook me dinner? 👨🍳 I hope you know I’m a harsh critic”
The way to anyone’s heart is through their stomach, right? This foodie-approved response shows you’re down for a little wining and dining – even if it’s hypothetical. Plus, teasing your crush about impressing you keeps things challenging in the best way. Bon appétit, babe.
18. “You discovered the cure for the common cold? 🤧 Nobel Prize in Flirting, please!”
Complimenting their intellect in a silly, exaggerated way is key. It shows you’re paying attention to the little things that make them special – like their big, sexy brain. Even if they’re not exactly Nobel-worthy, your crush will be feeling like a million bucks.
19. “You finally beat that impossible level on Candy Crush and you want to celebrate? 🍬 I’ll bring the champagne!”
Acknowledging their little victories – no matter how small – is the definition of thoughtful. Plus, offering to celebrate with a lil’ bubbly takes it to the next level.
20. “You’ve been appointed the new Ruler of the Universe? 👑 All hail! Your first decree should be making me your Queen…”
This saucy response declares your crush the ultimate catch while coyly hinting that you’re the perfect match. It’s equal parts absurd and alluring. I mean, who doesn’t want to rule the world with their crush by their side? Manifest that power couple energy, I say.
21. “You’ve discovered the secret to teleportation? 🌀 Okay, first stop: my place. 😉”
If that’s not a smooth line, I don’t know what is. This flirtatious response takes their hypothetical “guess what” straight to Sexy Town. Implying you want them to come over ASAP is a bold move, but hey, shooters shoot.
22. “You’re secretly a merman? 🧜♂️ I freakin’ knew it! That explains why I’m so thirsty…”
This one’s a little risky, but if you’re feeling extra frisky, go for it. The innuendo is on point and comparing your crush to a mythical aquatic creature is oddly romantic. But be warned: you may need to hydrate after dropping this spicy line.
23. “You’re about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023? 🎤 I better get a shoutout!”
Is your crush the next big thing in music? Probably not. But gassing them up as if they are shows you think they’re talented/cool/generally amazing. Extra points if you actually come up with a fire rap name for them. DJ Crush, anyone?
24. “You’re thinking about me right now, aren’t you? 😏 It’s okay, I’m thinking about you too…”
This one’s a classic for a reason. Letting your crush know they’re on your mind 24/7 is the definition of flirting. Acknowledging that the feeling is probably mutual takes it to the next level of swoon. Just try not to blush too hard when they confirm your suspicions.
25. “You’ve discovered a new planet and you’re naming it after me? 🪐 I’m honored!”
This dreamy response positions you as your crush’s muse – the literal center of their universe. It’s grandiose, it’s romantic, it’s out of this world (sorry, had to). Even if they’re not exactly NASA material, they’ll be over the moon that you think they’re stellar.
26. “You’ve been crowned the World’s Best Kisser? 💋 Hmm, I might need some proof…”
Is there anything more tantalizing than a makeout challenge? This cheeky reply hints that your crush’s lips are the stuff of legend – and you want a taste. It’s flirty, it’s provocative, it’s a total mic drop. Pucker up, buttercup.
27. “You’ve finally perfected your moonwalk? 🕺 Well, quit stallin’ and show me them moves!”
This groovy response taps into the undeniable sex appeal of dance. Inviting your crush to show off their skills sets the stage for some electric boogying – even if it’s all in good fun. And who knows? Maybe this hypothetical moonwalk will lead to some real late night grooving. 😏
28. “You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal? 🕵️♂️ It’s okay, I’ll be your getaway driver.”
Speaking of MJ references, this criminally clever comeback proves you’re a ride or die. It shows you’re down for whatever trouble they want to get into – literally or otherwise. Partners in crime? More like partners in flirty rhyme.
29. “You’ve just won the award for World’s Most Badass Ninja Warrior? 🥷 I’ll be your personal cheerleader.”
Look, who doesn’t want a partner who could absolutely crush a Ninja Warrior course? This quirky response hypes up your crush’s hypothetical athleticism while offering some spicy sideline support. Gimme an F, gimme an L, gimme an I-R-T! What’s that spell? Massive swoon.
30. “You’ve just been named People’s Sexiest Man/Woman Alive? 🔥 It’s about damn time!”
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. Confirming your crush is stupid hot is a guaranteed way to boost their ego (in a good way). I mean, who wouldn’t want to be the reigning global hottie? Lay on the flattery thick and watch those sparks fly.
31. “You’re secretly a mind reader and you’ve been listening to my thoughts all day? 🧠 How scandalous!”
This one’s a little meta, but hear me out. Implying that your crush has been reading your mind suggests you’ve been thinking about them nonstop. It’s a sneaky way to confess your crush without actually saying the words. Sneaky, sneaky.
32. “You’ve just invented a new emoji and it’s a flirting face? 😏 How fitting!”
What better way to celebrate your crush’s playful side than with a custom emoji? This silly response shows you’re picking up what they’re putting down – and you’re very into it. Plus, who wouldn’t want their own signature smirk immortalized in emoji form? 😏
33. “You’ve discovered the secret to time travel? ⌛️ Quick, let’s go back and relive our first kiss!”
Okay, so maybe you haven’t actually kissed yet. But that’s the beauty of time travel – anything is possible! This dreamy response suggests your first kiss will be so epic, you’ll want to revisit it again and again. Talk about setting the mood.
34. “You’ve been chosen to star in a reality dating show? 🌹 Sign me up as a contestant!”
Nothing says “I’m into you” quite like volunteering to compete for your crush’s affection on national television. This cute comeback shows you’re willing to go the extra mile to win their heart (or at least their final rose). And let’s be real – who doesn’t love a little friendly competition?
35. “You’ve just discovered a new species of adorable puppy? 🐶 I call dibs on naming it after you!”
Puppies and crushing? It’s a match made in heaven. This sweet reply suggests your crush is so cute, they deserve their own furry namesake. It’s a playful way to compliment their cuteness while also hinting at your desire to adopt a puppy together someday. A girl can dream, right?
36. “You’ve been recruited by NASA to be the first person on Mars? 🚀 I volunteer as tribute to be your space bae!”
This out-of-this-world response proves you’re willing to follow your crush to the ends of the universe (or at least the solar system). It’s equal parts adventurous and flirtatious – the perfect combo for any aspiring astronaut. Houston, we have a crush.
37. “You’ve just won an Olympic gold medal in flirting? 🥇 I’d like to thank the Academy…”
Is flirting an Olympic sport? No. But it damn well should be – especially if your crush is taking home the gold. This cheeky response suggests your crush’s flirting skills are so next-level, they deserve international recognition. And you? You’re just happy to be along for the ride.
38. “You’ve discovered the cure for lovesickness? 💕 Funny, I seem to have caught a case…”
This one’s a little on the nose but in the best way possible. Comparing your crush to a cure for lovesickness is a pretty direct way of saying “I’m into you.” It’s cute, it’s clever, and it’s just the right amount of cheesy. Dr. Love will see you now.
39. “You’ve been appointed as the official Ambassador of Cuddles? 🤗 Where do I submit my application?”
Who doesn’t love a good cuddle sesh? This snuggly response suggests you’re more than down to cozy up with your crush – like, professionally down. It’s playful, flirty, and oh-so-cuddly. Bonus points if you follow up with your cuddle credentials (and preferred snuggling positions).
40. “You’ve finally beaten me at Mario Kart? 🏁 I demand a rematch! The winner gets a kiss…”
This one’s for the gamers out there. Challenging your crush to a flirty round of Mario Kart is the perfect way to stoke some friendly competition (and sexual tension). And with a kiss on the line? Let’s just say the stakes have never been higher. It’s on like Donkey Kong!
41. “You’ve been chosen to star in a remake of The Notebook? 💕 Only if I can be your co-star!”
Ah, The Notebook – the ultimate romantic movie. This dreamy response suggests you and your crush are destined for a love story of epic proportions (rain-soaked kissing scene included). It’s schmaltzy, it’s swoon-worthy, and it’s just the right amount of extra. And scene.
43. “You’ve been crowned the new King/Queen of Karaoke? 🎤 I call dibs on being your backup singer!”
Who doesn’t love a good karaoke sesh? This playful response suggests you’re down to duet with your crush anytime, anywhere. Bonus points if you follow up with a list of your go-to karaoke jams. Dibs on “Don’t Stop Believin’!”
44. “You’ve just won the lottery? 💰 Great, now you can finally afford to take me out on a proper date! 😉”
This cheeky reply hints that you’re hoping for a romantic night out with your crush – their treat. It’s a little sassy, a lotta flirty, and the perfect setup for some witty banter. Just don’t be surprised if they come back with a “you’re worth more than all the money in the world” type line. Swoon.
45. “You’ve discovered a new planet and named it after me? 🪐 Wow, I’m truly honored… But does this mean you’ll be spending nights staring at me through a telescope? 🔭😏”
Talk about a cosmic come-on! This one’s for the space nerds out there. It starts off sweet with the planet-naming, then takes a turn into sexy territory with the stargazing innuendo. Carl Sagan would be proud (and maybe a little disturbed).
46. “You’ve been selected to compete on The Bachelor? 🌹 Well, I hope you know how to give a good rose ceremony speech because I expect to make it to the final two!”
This playful response lets your crush know you’re fighting for their final rose – reality TV style. It shows you’re competitive, committed, and not afraid to put your heart on the line. Plus, who doesn’t love a good Bachelor reference? Will you accept this flirty reply?
47. “You’ve finally beaten that impossible escape room? 🔐 Impressive! Now, can you help me escape from these feelings I’ve caught for you? 😉”
An escape room reference AND a smooth confession of catching feelings? Be still my heart. This clever quip proves you’re crushing hard – and you’re hoping your crush has the key to your heart. If this doesn’t unlock some serious flirting, I don’t know what will.
48. “You’ve been appointed the new Minister of Silly Walks? 🚶♂️ Well then, allow me to be your trusty sidekick – the Duchess of Goofy Dances! 💃”
If your crush is a Monty Python fan, this one’s sure to land. Expressing your willingness to be the quirky yang to their absurd yin shows you’re on the same silly wavelength. And really, what’s more romantic than that? Cue the funky chicken dance.
49. “You’ve discovered the secret to teleportation? 🌀 Great, now you can beam yourself over here for a cuddle ASAP! 🤗”
Cuddling AND teleportation? Sign me up! This cute response suggests you’re ready to get your snuggle on at a moment’s notice. It’s the perfect blend of sci-fi and flirty. Beam me up, cutie!
50. “You’ve won a lifetime supply of chocolate? 🍫 Okay, but the real question is… are you willing to share? 😏”
Chocolate is the key to my heart, and this response proves it. Hinting that you want your crush to share their sweet stash shows you’re ready to indulge together. It’s flirty, delicious, and just the right amount of suggestive. Just try not to drool too much over the prospect of all that chocolate (or all that crushing).
51. “You’ve been hired to write pickup lines for a living? 💘 Well, I hope you know you’ve already got me hooked, line and sinker! 🎣”
This clever response gives your crush’s flirting skills the ultimate compliment – they’re so good, they could do it professionally! The fishing pun only adds to the charm. It’s official: you’re caught in their pickup line prowess, and you’re not mad about it.
52. “You’ve finally solved the Rubik’s Cube? 🧩 Impressive! Now, can you help me solve the puzzle of how to ask you out? 😉”
For the puzzle enthusiasts out there, this one’s a real brainteaser. Comparing your crush’s Rubik’s skills to their ability to crack the code on your crush is both clever and cute. It shows you’re into them – and you’re hoping they’ll help you put the pieces together.
53. “You’ve been chosen to represent Earth in an intergalactic dance-off? 🪩 I volunteer as tribute to be your partner! Let’s show those aliens how it’s done 👽💃”
This one’s for the dancers (and the alien enthusiasts). Offering to be your crush’s intergalactic dance partner proves you’re ready to boogie down anytime, anywhere – even in zero gravity. It’s a little wacky, a lot flirty, and the perfect setup for some out-of-this-world moves.
54. “You’ve discovered the key to my heart? 💘 Well, it’s about time! I was starting to think I’d lost it forever 😉”
Is there anything more romantic than telling your crush they’ve unlocked your heart? This sweet response suggests you’re ready to let them in – and you’re oh-so-glad they found the key. It’s a direct, swoon-worthy way to confess your feelings. And honestly? It’s just really freakin’ cute.
55. “You’ve got a crush on me? 😏 What a coincidence – I’ve got a crush on you too! Great minds think alike 😉”
And there you have it, folks – the ultimate flirty response. Letting your crush know you’re crushing back is the perfect way to seal the deal. It’s cute, it’s confident, and it’s the textual equivalent of a big ol’ smooch. 💋 Just don’t forget to ride off into the sunset together!
Conclusion
Well, there you have it – 55 fun, flirty ways to answer that classic “guess what” text!
Remember, flirting is all about keeping things playful, positive, and a little bit provocative. Don’t be afraid to get silly, make jokes, and most importantly – be yourself! Your crush wants to get to know the real you, quirks and all.
The key is to match their energy – if they’re being extra cute, amp up the charm. If they’re bringing the jokes, bring on the witty wordplay. And if things start getting a little spicy… well, you know what to do 😉
But hey – don’t just take it from me. Get out there and start flirting! Practice makes perfect, and the more you do it, the more natural it’ll feel. Before you know it, you’ll be a bona fide flirting pro.
And who knows? You might just find yourself with a hot date, a new boo, or even a full-blown relationship. Stranger things have happened!
So go forth and flirt, my friends. And remember – if all else fails, just hit ’em with a good ol’ fashioned “you’re cute.” Works like a charm every time 😉
Happy flirting!
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